12-Week Functional Health Programme
Personalised functional health and nutrition support for people who want to understand the bigger picture behind their symptoms and have a clear, practical plan for moving forward.
Support can include digestive and gut health, fatigue and low energy, hormone-related symptoms, PCOS, fertility, acne and skin concerns, stress, sleep, nutrition and more complex or overlapping symptoms.
Your symptoms do not have to fit neatly into one box.
You may arrive with one main concern, or several things that seem connected. The programme gives us time to explore your health history, nutrition, lifestyle and relevant patterns together, then prioritise what is most useful to work on.
Testing can be considered where it may add useful context, but it is not automatically required and is not the starting point for everyone.
Gut & digestion
Digestive symptoms, food patterns and wider gut-health concerns.
Hormones & PCOS
Support around hormone-related symptoms, cycles and PCOS.
Fertility
Nutrition and lifestyle support alongside appropriate medical care.
Skin & acne
Exploring nutrition, lifestyle and other relevant factors that may contribute.
Fatigue & energy
A structured look at factors that may be relevant to low energy and wellbeing.
Complex symptoms
For concerns that overlap or have not felt well served by a single-focus approach.
Structured support, tailored to you.
The programme is designed to provide enough time to understand your starting point, make changes realistically and review what happens next.
A clear process rather than a generic protocol.
We begin with your concerns, history, nutrition, lifestyle and what you would most like support with.
We identify practical areas to focus on rather than trying to change everything at once.
If testing could answer a useful question, we discuss the options and whether it is worthwhile for you.
Follow-ups allow us to review progress, results where relevant, and adjust your plan.
Before you book
Do I need functional testing?
No. Testing is considered selectively where it may add useful context. It is not required for every client.
Are payment plans available?
Yes. Payment plans are available. The exact payment schedule can be discussed when you book your introductory call.
Are laboratory tests and supplements included in the £995?
No. Laboratory fees, supplements and third-party products are additional unless specifically stated.
Is this a replacement for medical care?
No. Kaloneu Wellness Clinic provides health, nutrition and wellbeing support and does not replace medical diagnosis or treatment. Persistent, severe, new or unexplained symptoms should be medically assessed.
Not sure whether the programme is right for you?
Book a complimentary 15-minute introductory call with Aina to briefly share what you would like support with, ask questions about the programme and see whether it feels like the right next step. This is not a health consultation and personalised recommendations are not provided during the call.
Book your free 15-minute callPrefer to start with a consultation?
Functional Health Consultation
Book a focused consultation with Aina to discuss your health concerns and the most appropriate next steps for you.
Included in your 12 weeks
WhatsApp support is part of the programme.
Throughout the £995 12-Week Functional Health Programme, you have light-touch WhatsApp support between appointments for brief questions, clarification and accountability. There is no additional £29 monthly fee during your 12 weeks.